Beer of the Day: Modelo Especial
By Greg B. As I was rooting around in my fridge, trying to make space for the recently bottled Pilsner I just made (it needs a cold, sub 40F place to hang out for a few months, so I’m giving up food space to try to make a good pils) I stumbled upon one of my all-time least favorite beers. Modelo Especial. It’s amazing that this beer is so awful to me, while I can enjoy a can of Tecate (it’s basically fermented corn water, but I love it for some reason) and while Modelo makes a good beer, with their Modelo negra, a delicious dark lager with some nice roasted flavors. The Modelo Especial is pretty nasty, and for Mexican beers, I’d just avoid this beer altogether. But, here’s my tasting review.
I poured the beer into my trusty lager mug (appropriate usage this time!). The beer comes nicely packaged… though as always, the clear glass should put up red flags about the beer you’re going to drink (and yes, the same is true about your beers too, England.) and this lone straggler is the last of a 6-pack from a long time ago, probably Gregtoberfest IV. The beer pours a very brilliantly clear golden color with obvious carbonation producing a large, 1-2 finger foamy white head immediately after pouring that rapidly recedes to almost nothing, leaving no lacing. The aroma is almost non-existent, though sweet corn is evident. The flavor is kind of like the aroma, just worse. Corn, alcohol, maybe the slight beginning of some malt texture are evident, but this feeling is rapidly erased by the aggressive carbonation. Leaves a weird, dry after taste that makes you want to drink more… but of something else. I took a few sips, then poured this beer out. Bleh! If you must drink it, serve extremely cold and chug, so you don’t taste the beer. .6/5, 4.5% abv

Is this the start of a nastiest beer review?
Haha, never thought I’d find an equal to the swedish Sofiero lager, but I think you’ve just reviewed its cousin!
This Modelo really hit the bottom… It’s kind of nice to see a beer which I don’t have to hunt down after reading some mouthwatering review here.
Keep it up, pal, gotta love beer and this blog!
Jim: I may have started and ended the search with the same beer here
Christian: You’ve intrigued me, I was hoping the Swedes didnt make bad beer, but I guess every country has their version of ‘lawnmower’ beer!
And yeah, don’t search this out… for your own safety! Though oddly, Tecate is seriously less of a ‘beer’ and more of a refreshing water, almost like carbonated water, but with a touch of corn to it. It’s a terrible beer, but it goes down great after a shot of Tequila and with some Mexican food
I’ll see if I can find some Tecate and Tequila then! I love Tequila shots so a beer to go with it would be appreciated.
And yes, we make some terrible beer! The Sofiero, 7,2% abv, tastes like plastic, corn and a lot of alkohol. But you get drunk, if that’s what you’re after, which tend to be what most consumers of Sofiero are! :p